And if there isn't, there will be one at some point in the future regardless because it turns out that a bit of standard missionary just isn't enough for some people. If things have gotten a bit dry? Or not, because it sounds harrowing and kind of feels like you might accidentally break your neck at any second but it's a thing so someone somewhere must be doing it, right? The position in question is called the Spider Monkey and yeah, it sounds as worrisome as you'd expect. According to a website so aptly named ' sexpositions.
IT seems people just aren't content with a bit of good old-fashioned missionary anymore. We've seen a whole host of racy new sex positions take the internet by storm over the past few weeks, ranging from The Snail to the Butter Churner - we know, sounds so romantic, right? But this new bizarre hook-up position is possibly the weirdest yet, and we can't quite get our heads around it - literally. If you're up for getting a bit experimental in the bedroom and happen to be a dab hand at yoga , this could be the perfect saucy position for you. It explains that the legs of the female partner "are bent at the knees and spread on sides", while the male partner "takes his mistress on her feet with his hands, helping her in such a way to be in this position". We'd normally recommend not trying this at home, but if you must give it a go, we're not sure where else you'd do it.
There’s a ‘spider monkey’ sex position which involves the woman doing a HEADSTAND
The fact that this pattern of movement is so inaccessible to most adults is merely further evidence of the extent to which we interfere with our natural poise and balance. This is, of course, part of the idea of working on the chair, and monkey can add an extra dimension to this process of postural refinement. There are, perhaps, three principal benefits to be gained from learning and practising monkey.
Flying monkey. Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey. A woman's vagina covered entirely by dense pubic hair. I saw an Indian woman's flying monkey.